Hello to all of my fans out there. I am so glad to see that you are with me tonight. As I sit here in my kitchen with two of my roommates and write my very first blog, I can't help but think will my fans enjoy my blog? Then I remembered that I am hilarious and of course they will. So for my first blog I will introduce myself. I am a senior in college and living outside of the city of brotherly love. I live in an old house with six other girls, and only ONE bathroom. I know what you're thinking, how do I do it? In all honesty though, it's not as bad as you would think. My roommates are all rare breeds we're all so different but all so beautiful (I'm the prettiest of course). I'm just kidding, but seriously. Here's some fun facts about me: I'm an only child, I love my dog to death, I'm sarcastic, that's pretty much all you need to know. I am single and loving life as a 21 year old hottie. I am graduating in about a month and have no idea what to do next year, but this summer I plan on living the dream.
I'll tell you about my weekend now, of course it was crazy-cool-fun-drunk. Friday, I am sitting at my house all alone, thinking to myself, "Tonight you should take it easy, do school work, get up early tomorrow and really hit the gym hard." But then I thought, "Lauren, you're 21 you might never get the chance to live it up again." Another thought then popped into my head, "Lauren all of your roommates are gone and you have no other friends." This is sad but true. Then I remembered my friend Mer who lives in Manayunk is probably going out tonight because she loves to go hard like me (I met Mer through one of my roommates). So I text Mer and she says, "yes lets go out." I find something sexy to wear and do my make-up three times before I'm satisfied with it and bounce. I get to Mer's somehow find a legit parking spot and walk to her house. To make a long story short, we all get drunk I meet some guy that Mer's friends with and were dancing then we go back to Mer's and eat her roommates Ellios pizza (she was pissed the next day but guess what? I don't care). So then I pass out, wake up and leave. I get to my house pack some clothes get a shower and head down the shore, Cape May to be exact. I went to Cape May because one of my roommates lives there with her fiance and they're always down to party. So that night we all try to get drunk, I was drunk at some point but then sobered up and was pissed. I look over at my roommate, Courtney and she's passed out at her own party in front of all of her friends. I know, you're embarrassed for her and so am I. Courtney by the way (BTW) is my personal match maker, but I'll elaborate on that later. So I fall asleep on the couch and wake up the next day and do the same thing all over again, but this time our other roommate Mikki (yes, like the mouse) came down. I was so happy that Mikki came down because honestly, Courtney's fake. So we get drunk and I embarrass myself as usual. Then the next day we wake up and Mikki's being miserable all day but whatever. That night we go to where Courtney's mother bartends, the VFW and drink for free which makes me so happy. I met an old WWII vet who told me he'd give me something I never had before, 90 year old black lovin'. I am not even offended when he says this to me. He asked me to be his date to his birthday party in July, I of course accepted. I'm so happy I finally found my missing puzzle piece. Then I wake up today and immediately hate myself for drinking the night before, but hey, that's life. I go to class today and can't even keep my eyes open but there's nothing out of the ordinary about that because I am a self-diagnosed narcoleptic. Tomorrow I will blog about more interesting aspects of my life. Bye for now.
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