How Are You Sweetie?

Hello friends sorry I've been neglecting my blog.  I just want to start off today by saying this whole Charlie Sheen phemonea is on my last nerve.  I do not find his drug addiction funny, and I do have a great sense of humor.  I do not find his stupid quotes humorous either.  He is obviously smart because the amount of money he's making on his idiotic life is ridiculous. 

Anyway back to me. 

That's me (with dark hair, horrible I know).

The rest of my weekend was crazy-cool-drunk of course.  Courtney pratically begged me to come to her house on Saturday.  I felt bad for the girl, she's pathetic.  So I go to Cape May and Courtney's not even at her house she's at her second home-the liquor store.  I'm hanging out in her house and finally she gets home and we go to her friend Katrina's house.  Katrina's house is the cutest house ever, Courtney was acting out all night because she's so jealous of Katrina's house.  So we go to this bar and start drinking heavily.  Courtney's mom comes to the bar and she is the life of the party, she's ten times cooler than Courtney.  She tries to stand on the table we're sitting at and Courtney doesn't even let her, she's such a square sometimes.  Let me just tell my readers what is inappropriate and what is appropriate to talk about at a bar: 
What is inappropriate: telling your friends that someone in your family just recently lost his testicles.
What is appropriate: telling your friends you're excited for your college graduation in four weeks.
So basically nothing else exciting happened Saturday night, we went back to Katrina's and went to sleep (well most of us went to sleep).


I wake up Sunday to a text from Mikki, "Wake up my little monster."  Ew.  We get up and go to breakfast where waves of nausea were continuely hitting me.  Go back to Courtney's and Mikki just has to come over thankfully I was asleep when she arrived.  Then guess what..Courtney and Mikki try to leave me and go get massages without me.  Good thing I woke up and tagged along, the massage place was closed though so instead we ate pizza at her grandparents house (fun fact: her grandparents are the Southern most residents in Cape May).  Then we go to the grocery store to get food to make for dinner, we also go to the liquor store and Big Lots.  At Big Lots we bought a ring toss game and water balloons, we like outdoor activities.  We get back to Courtney's and all fall asleep, then cook dinner and start drinking.  Courtney's two guy friends came over, Billy and Dave, this is where things get tricky because Courtney's fiance is also named Dave.  So Courtney makes us all dinner and we clean it all up and I take out the trash and the recycling (chivalry is dead).  Then we fill up the water balloons and plan our attack on the boys.  We ask them to build us a fire, though it was raining they still did it.  They were trying really hard, I felt bad for a second.  Then we snuck around the house with our water balloons and started firing.  Billy was holding a legit tree trying to lite it on fire when he realized we were throwing water balloons at him.  He charges at us with a tree in his hands, who does that?  And then he somehow got a water balloon and breaks it on Mikki's face, it was hilarious.  That's pretty much it for Sunday night, I wake up this morning and I was not sure if I could even move, I felt like I got ran over by approximately four cars.  Today in class I'm literally delirious and watching "Waiting For Superman."  It was a good movie, I reccommend it. 

I was told by a very influential man that everyone should have a quote to live by, today mine is: "Follow your heart but take your brain with you." 

Bye for now.