Hello readers! I'm sorry I couldn't blog last night, blogger was down all night and this morning, I hope everyone could get through their day without my blog. So as you can see this blog is entitled, "Do Something Extraordinary." That's my school's slogan. I've been doing extraordinary things for four years now and I graduate on Sunday! It's pretty exciting, I feel like my life is moving way too fast. Before I know it summer's going to be over and it's going to be Christmas and then before I know it I'll be 30. Wow..I'm really getting ahead of myself. I will now share with you a memorable moment I've had while studying at Cabrini. This happened approximately two weeks ago, Mikki and I were in the most boring class we've had in four years. This is not an exaggeration by any means, our professor, God bless his elderly heart is probably the smartest man I know, but so boring. He provides no visual aides, he just talks on and on and on. You get the picture Mikki and I are bored to tears and it's the last week of classes. We're doing some bullshit take home exam in class when we should be paying attention. We're scouring the page for the answer (he gives us the test and what page to find each answer, what am I learning by doing this?) when I see the answer! The answer is, "thinking." I whisper to Mikki, "thinking." She looks at me and smiles. I say it again, "thinking." She nods. I say it one more time, "thinking." She says, "So what's the answer?" I say, "The answer is thinking." She starts hysterically laughing, I didn't know what she was laughing at at first but the sight of her laughing in class makes me laugh. If you know me then you know that when something is funny I cannot hold it in, I have to laugh and it takes me a while to compose my self. So she says, "I thought you were telling me you were still thinking about the question." This makes us laugh so hard that we're crying in class. I understand that this is so rude and disrespectful. This display of jackassery confirms in all of our classmates minds that we are total bitches, I'm sure that they all thought it before, but now it's a fact. Our professor would never, ever call us out on laughing in class, and thank the good Lord for that because if he did I would have crawled under the desk, still hysterically laughing and died. To make matters worse he asks our class a question that absolutely no one knows the answer to. Ninety-nine percent of our class is on their cell phones, literally no one is listening. Our professor knows that no one knows the answer to his question so of course instead of just telling us the useless answer he gives us hints. He says, "Starts with an L!" Everyone avoids eye contact with him. He says, "Ends in a D!" No one answers. I don't even know the fucking answer to the question, I actually don't even know the question being asked. I'm just focusing on avoiding looking at Mikki's dumb face and trying to compose myself. Then God answered our prayers and our professor says, "I think we could use a two minute break." Yes we could! Mikki and I go to the bathroom, I go in a stall she waits outside of the stall. I go to the bathroom and try to get out of the stall. The stall is stuck, I can not even talk, I am laughing so hard I'm crying. I'm praying Mikki's still in the bathroom because I don't know how I'm going to get out, I can't even form words. I compose myself enough to say, "Mikki, I'm stuck!" She comes to the outside of the stall, hears me laughing and starts cracking up. Mikki says, "OK, you pull and I'll push." Finally, I am broken out of my stall. Side note: there was a girl in our class in the bathroom and she did not find it funny. She even gave us a dirty look when we got back into class! Why can't people just laugh when something's funny? Oh, jealousy. We leave the bathroom and Mikki says, "Lauren, get away from me, I cannot look at you right now. Just when I thought we could stop laughing, you had to get yourself stuck in the bathroom stall." This makes me laugh even more, but I try to give Mikki her time and space. Surprisingly the rest of the class I only laugh a couple of times. Of all days of course the girl who absolutely cannot pronounce one word in the English language has to present her chapter to our class. This makes me laugh, because she is literally mumbling every word because she doesn't know how to say them! Good thing Mikki doesn't see me laughing or it would have been a catastrophe all over again. That story was so college, and I am sadly not college anymore.
This is probably what we looked like in class, hopefully I looked a little better. But in all honesty that class was on a Friday and I was probably hung over so I most likely looked 10 times worse.
It's also jump-off Friday! I have so many videos that I want to post. But I chose the one that is most relevant to my current life situation.
This isn't my jump off but listen to the lyrics, and you'll see how it relates to me (except I don't smoke).
Here's an interesting story, today Kellianne (one of my 1,000 roommates) and I got spray tans. First of all, Kel's an idiot and does not know her towns in Pennsylvania, like I do. I tell her how to get to this tanning salon, she tells me I'm wrong and goes the wrong way. We go to the wrong tanning salon, then I tell her she's wrong and we go back the way I told her to go, to make a long story short, I'm smart, she's dumb, we're 15 minutes late to her appointment. So we get there I walk in and realize that the owner of this tanning salon almost hired me for a job two years ago, she even called me in for two interviews to work at her tanning salon. Seriously? Two interviews? Come on this isn't Wall Street it's a tanning salon. Luckily she doesn't recognize me. Kel gets her spray tan first then I go. You have to take your clothes off, except your underwear and stand in front of this lady and let her spray you. It's kind of awkward at first, but I just try to keep the conversation rolling. So she gets to my boobs and says, "So about your breasts." I'm like, "Yea, what about them?" I didn't know where she was going with this. She's like, "So do you want the underneath tanned too?" I'm thinking well no one's going to see that but I'm paying for my whole body might as well get my whole entire body! I'm like, "Yea might as well!" So she instructs me on how to hold them up. She's examining my boobs and is like, "I just have to look at them, you know every breast is different." Totally. That was kind of an interesting experience, but now I can't shower until tomorrow and I feel absolutely so disgusting. I might not blog until Monday, since tomorrow I have to go to Mass and Sunday is graduation. Stay tuned! Bye for now!
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