Hello readers! Today I am writing about a special couple in my life, my new roomies, Courtney and Dave. I stumbled upon a quote the other day that reminded me so much of them. "Love is measured in the amount of times your significant other shakes their head at you." Guess who shakes their head more? Courtney or Dave? Dave (at least when I'm around) not in a mean or mad way more like in a, "I can't believe that just happened" way. It's like Dave's saying, "I can't believe Courtney's so funny!" Or "I can't believe Courtney is so beautiful!" I can't believe either of those two things either. I observe them from a psychological point of view and I believe that their communication is very well developed. I hardly see them fight, I can't even imagine Dave getting mad at Courtney. For example, one time Courtney left her laptop cord in front of the door way, obviously someone is going to trip over that, obviously it was Dave right after he woke up. He tripped over it and said, "Why's this cord here?" And then guess what? He laughed. I was shocked, I thought he was going to be so mad. I actually don't know why I thought he was going to be pissed but I really did. I think that incident occurred in the first few days I really met him. So basically, Courtney tripped him and he laughed. I'm looking for a word to describe Dave, I think it might be attentive? I think he is very attentive (?) to Courtney. I can't think of an example of that but I can think of something else that Dave did that was nice. One time me, Mikki and Courtney were watching some stupid show that was not that important while Nascar was on. Dave asked for the remote so I figured we were going to watch Nascar instead of our show. I wasn't mad or anything it's Dave's house after all. But guess what? He recorded Nascar and we went on watching our show. WOW! What a stand up guy, can I just tell you that if that was someone else that I know we would all be watching his show and if God forbid we weren't everyone in the room would know how pissed he was. I'm beginning to wonder who I like more Courtney or Dave? This blog is all about Dave so far. Let me think of something nice Courtney did. Oh I know. One time we were at our local hang out, the liquor store, and we were buying beer and vodka of course. We wanted bottles but Courtney said, "Dave likes cans, I'll buy him his own case of cans." That is love. Courtney makes Dave dinner and delivers it to him, that's nice of her, but that is all apart of a woman's duty (I'm totally kidding). But seriously, that is very nice of her. I just stumbled upon another quote that reminds me of them!
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." -Dr. Seuss. I'm not saying they are complete weirdos, I'm just saying that they're a little weird (a good weird). This quote scares me because I know I'm very weird and to find someone equally as weird as I am and to fall in mutual weirdness with them is a scary thought, because that person has to be a fucking whack-job. Any who, I bought Courtney and Dave a house warming gift today! It took me forever to pick out, I was set on a Buddha but then I thought, "Wow Lauren that's pretty selfish just because you collect Buddhas doesn't mean everyone does!" In order to have a collection you must have three of the item you plan on collecting, just if anyone was unsure!
See I was just going to go into some real deep, emotional shit until my blog almost went viral a second ago. I love my blog, I do and it means a lot to me that people want to read it but I'm not ready for all the attention it's going to get. Say I put my blog link on my facebook, don't you know that everyone at my small ass school would be hating on it. I know that it would get out all around school and I do not want people asking me about my blog. Not to mention, I have family on facebook! What would they think if they read the shit I write? I am not sure what they would think, probably just that I am funny.
Shout out to my new reader, Reaghan E. Daily. Hopefully when you read my blog you'll get a sense of humor, but let's be real probably not. Maybe next week I'll write a blog on our 18 year long friendship! How the hell have you been friends with me for so long? I don't know, maybe because I'm so awesome and funny and don't forget pretty. When I'm famous I promise I won't forget my best friend Reaghan, I'll allow her to be my assistant. Tomorrow's jump-off Friday!! Bye for now!
P.S. Here's a picture of Reaghan
This bitch is wild, she gives me a run for my money. Just kidding, absolutely not, she can't even drink three beers out at a bar.
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