When I'm Good I'm Very Good, But When I'm Bad I'm Better...

Hello all, life was good today!  This girl I work with told me that I am always so positive, I never really thought I was before.  I mean I never thought that I was pessimistic I just never thought that I was optimistic either.  Well, I am now a self-proclaimed optimistic person!  Once again today was pretty boring for me.  I walked down to the mechanic to pick up my car, it needed to be inspected.  I need back tires if anyone cares.  So I'm enroute to the mechanic when I see my African American neighbors are having a get together at 10:00 AM on their front lawn and in the street.  Why at 10:00 AM?  I don't know but my Mom suspects it was a funeral, so I kind of feel bad, R.I.P.  Why in their front lawn and in the street?  I don't fucking know because they do have a back yard.  Their kids have always played in the street, God knows why because once again they have a yard.  Anyway I see that they are having a party and I feel awkward walking by, should I wave?  Should I stop and chat?  Absolutley not, I should call someone on the phone and if noone answers I should pretend to talk to someone on the phone.  I called Mikki, of course she answered she has no life.  I just want all of my readers to know that I would have felt awkward if my neighbors were white or any other race, not just because they were black did I feel awkward.  I get to the mechanic, pick up my car and go home.  Then I go to the gym, I was such a slacker at the gym today it was bad, but I don't care.  I'll get back into working out at the start of summer.  Then I'm on my way home from the gym and Courtney finally calls me.  We chat about interesting topics in our lives and other people's lives then I get back to my house.  I see that my Aunt and Uncle sent me a card, I know that there has got to be some serious green in this card they sent me for graduation.  So I rip that open and take the check straight to the bank!  You know what they say, "Mo Money, Mo Problems."  This is where I will tell you the big problem of today....I let temptation get the best of me and I....went to McDonald's.  I know, I know I shouldn't have, it was wrong, I'm embarrassed.  Especially right from the gym, come on bro get it together!  Oh well, I still look half way decent in a baithing suit.  I know this because after I got home and ate my McDonald's I layed out for two hours.  I am sunburnt.  I am burnt with white hair (my hair is so blonde it's white, if you haven't seen me in a while).  To say the least, I look like white trash.  Just in time for graduation!

Yesterday on the Today show they were discussing this baby doll that teaches little girls how to breast feed.  I really do not know my opinion on this doll.  It teaches young girls nurturing I guess and breast feeding is one of the most natural things in the world but....I don't know, seems just a little strange.  What do I do if my daughter wants this doll?  I'll probably buy it for her.  What do I do if my son wants this doll?  I'll probably buy it for him too.  I am not molded by societies gender stereotyping.  That's what one of my professors told me to do anyway.  Don't just buy the feminine toys for girls and don't just buy the masculine toys for boys.  Whatever, I don't need to be thinking about this right now. 

Yesterday I was talking to my friend and she says to me, "There's this diet pill that some girl I work with takes, it works and it's FDA approved, I'll find out the name and get it for you."  Thank  you?

In my blog from yesterday I said that I had a specific topic that I was going to blog about today, but I forget what it was.  I'm going to post some pictures of myself for you all to look at. 

 Here's me in Greece

 Here's Courtney, Me and Mikki.  I think I look like a porn star and I like it.

 Here's Mikki and I out on St. Patty's Day....our friendship hit a rocky spot this night but that didn't last long.  (You called?  Mikki's going to be the only one who gets this but that's OK because she's probably my only avid reader).

Here's Jacky looking over the side of our boat, if this isn't the cutest picture you've ever seen then chances are, I don't like you.

There you go, enjoy the pictures!  I wonder if there's anyone out there reading my blog that doesn't know me.  If you are out there please email me I'd love to hear from you, I won't judge you for liking my blog I'll applaud you!  I'll first make sure you're not a registered sex offender but then after that we can probably be friends.  I just gave my self the chills, thinking about some creepy, old, greasy man in his basement reading my blogs looking at my pictures.  Great, now I'm going to have nightmares!  I'm scared.  Bye for now!